1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:02:07,458 --> 00:02:08,823 Good morning. 4 00:02:08,958 --> 00:02:11,040 - Good morning, mr Williams. - Good morning, ma'am. 5 00:02:11,167 --> 00:02:13,408 - Good morning. - Morning, mrs wilberforce. 6 00:02:13,542 --> 00:02:15,624 Good morning, mr brown. 7 00:02:15,750 --> 00:02:18,913 - Morning, madam. - Good morning. 8 00:02:20,750 --> 00:02:22,331 Fetch the superintendent. 9 00:02:22,458 --> 00:02:25,416 Tell him it's mrs wilberforce. 10 00:02:35,833 --> 00:02:39,200 - Good morning, ma'am. - Good morning, sergeant. 11 00:02:40,167 --> 00:02:42,453 Ah, good morning, mrs wilberforce. 12 00:02:42,583 --> 00:02:46,405 - How very nice to see you again. - Good morning, superintendent. 13 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:51,661 It's about my friend Amelia and the er... spaceship. 14 00:02:51,792 --> 00:02:52,792 Spaceship? 15 00:02:52,833 --> 00:02:55,870 That she saw in her garden last Wednesday afternoon. 16 00:02:56,625 --> 00:02:59,287 Sheer... She hasn't seen it again? 17 00:02:59,417 --> 00:03:02,159 She never saw it in the first place. 18 00:03:02,292 --> 00:03:04,408 Oh, I'm very relieved to hear that. 19 00:03:04,542 --> 00:03:09,332 On Wednesday in children's hour, they were doing a little play called 20 00:03:09,458 --> 00:03:12,200 "visitors from other worlds". 21 00:03:12,875 --> 00:03:14,911 Amelia had her wireless on. 22 00:03:16,917 --> 00:03:19,203 It's obvious. She dropped off to sleep. 23 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:22,166 The whole thing was just a dream. 24 00:03:22,292 --> 00:03:24,123 Amelia was so embarrassed. 25 00:03:24,250 --> 00:03:27,447 She quite refused to come here to tell you herself. 26 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:31,072 - Well... - I do hope all sorts of official wheels 27 00:03:31,208 --> 00:03:33,073 haven't been set in motion. 28 00:03:33,208 --> 00:03:34,768 Now, you mustn't worry about that, ma'am. 29 00:03:34,792 --> 00:03:37,249 I'm very grateful to you for this additional information. 30 00:03:37,375 --> 00:03:39,143 Now, if you'll allow me, I'll see you to the door. 31 00:03:39,167 --> 00:03:41,749 But as I was with her when she came to report it, 32 00:03:41,875 --> 00:03:45,823 I thought it no more than my duty to come here and explain. 33 00:03:45,958 --> 00:03:49,951 I must say, if there are any beings on other worlds, 34 00:03:50,083 --> 00:03:54,031 I can't think why they'd want to come to our world, can you? 35 00:03:54,167 --> 00:03:56,078 Now you mention it, ma'am, I can't either. 36 00:03:56,208 --> 00:03:59,575 We seem so terribly overcrowded already, don't we? 37 00:03:59,708 --> 00:04:02,950 It was different when I was a girl, quite different. 38 00:04:03,083 --> 00:04:04,573 Superintendent. 39 00:04:04,708 --> 00:04:06,994 Ah, your umbrella, ma'am. You left it behind. 40 00:04:07,125 --> 00:04:08,865 I'm always leaving it. 41 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,867 I don't like it very much, really. Perhaps that's the reason. 42 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,582 Well, I won't keep you, superintendent. 43 00:04:14,708 --> 00:04:17,825 Thank you very much for being so understanding. 44 00:04:17,958 --> 00:04:20,165 Thank you, mrs wilberforce, for being so helpful. 45 00:04:20,292 --> 00:04:22,499 We're always more than pleased to see you. 46 00:04:22,625 --> 00:04:24,616 Thank you. 47 00:04:37,167 --> 00:04:40,239 Miss whipple, has there been anyone about the advertisement? 48 00:04:40,375 --> 00:04:42,115 I'm sorry... 49 00:04:48,583 --> 00:04:50,073 Never mind. 50 00:04:55,958 --> 00:04:58,495 Thank you all the same, miss whipple. 51 00:05:16,667 --> 00:05:19,033 Here we are. Come on then. 52 00:05:19,167 --> 00:05:21,283 Come on. Here we are. 53 00:05:21,417 --> 00:05:25,114 - All right. All right. - Pretty Polly. 54 00:05:25,250 --> 00:05:27,206 All right, my dear. 55 00:05:28,417 --> 00:05:30,703 I haven't been gone so very long, have I? 56 00:05:30,833 --> 00:05:32,744 Oh, darling. Water. Oh. 57 00:05:37,375 --> 00:05:39,115 Help, help! 58 00:05:39,250 --> 00:05:42,742 J that's the time they long for... and 59 00:06:10,083 --> 00:06:11,698 Help! 60 00:06:12,333 --> 00:06:13,948 Hey, over here. 61 00:06:27,542 --> 00:06:29,453 - Mrs wilberforce? - Yes? 62 00:06:30,375 --> 00:06:33,617 I understand you have rooms to let. 63 00:06:33,750 --> 00:06:35,866 Oh, the rooms, yes. Won't you come in, please? 64 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,285 Thank you. 65 00:06:37,417 --> 00:06:39,829 - My name's Marcus. - How do you do, mr Marcus? 66 00:06:42,875 --> 00:06:45,082 Yes, I have two, right back... 67 00:06:45,208 --> 00:06:48,746 Yes, would you excuse me a moment while I put this away, please? 68 00:07:05,208 --> 00:07:07,540 Oh, I'm afraid it's quite impossible 69 00:07:07,667 --> 00:07:09,749 to make it hang evenly, professor Marcus, 70 00:07:09,875 --> 00:07:11,866 because of the subsidence. 71 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,831 - Subsidence? - From the bombing. 72 00:07:13,958 --> 00:07:16,950 - None of the pictures will. - You have no other lodgers? 73 00:07:17,083 --> 00:07:20,655 Oh, no, the upper floors are no longer structurally sound. 74 00:07:20,792 --> 00:07:23,408 But the two rooms at the rear, they're quite all right. 75 00:07:23,542 --> 00:07:26,534 - Then you live here all alone? - Yes. 76 00:07:26,667 --> 00:07:28,203 I think I should tell you, professor, 77 00:07:28,333 --> 00:07:31,951 I'm unable to provide breakfast or early morning tea. 78 00:07:32,083 --> 00:07:33,619 This is the sitting room. 79 00:07:33,750 --> 00:07:35,786 And the bedroom is just down here. 80 00:07:35,917 --> 00:07:38,829 These rooms do need an airing, don't they? 81 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:42,701 I'm afraid there's no proper service. And the view is, well... 82 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,786 Most exhilarating. 83 00:07:49,875 --> 00:07:52,992 The rooms will suit me admirably, mrs wilberforce. 84 00:07:53,125 --> 00:07:54,535 On. 85 00:07:55,375 --> 00:07:58,697 I shall move in tomorrow if that is convenient to you. 86 00:07:58,833 --> 00:08:00,118 Tomorrow? 87 00:08:00,250 --> 00:08:02,206 - Oh. - Hello. 88 00:08:02,333 --> 00:08:04,449 What's that? Who's talking? 89 00:08:04,583 --> 00:08:07,825 It's only general Gordon. He belonged to my late husband. 90 00:08:07,958 --> 00:08:09,368 - I had four. - Husbands? 91 00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:13,413 - No, parrots. And now ['ve only three. - Parrots. 92 00:08:13,542 --> 00:08:15,578 There's one small point, mrs wilberforce. 93 00:08:15,708 --> 00:08:19,200 Some friends and I have formed a small musical group. 94 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:21,324 - Oh... - A string quintet, in fact. 95 00:08:21,458 --> 00:08:23,824 Then you're a musician, a professor of music? 96 00:08:23,958 --> 00:08:26,540 No, no, no. Merely an amateur, you understand. 97 00:08:26,667 --> 00:08:29,329 But we have been looking for somewhere to practise. 98 00:08:29,458 --> 00:08:33,076 - Now, would it be agreeable to you... - If you were to practise here? 99 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:36,621 Oh, professor Marcus, I should be delighted. 100 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:39,287 I've always loved music. 101 00:08:39,417 --> 00:08:42,830 Now, if you'll come into my sitting room, I'll find you a key. 102 00:08:42,958 --> 00:08:45,870 I've got a spare one here somewhere in my desk. 103 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,707 I'll let you have it. Then you can let yourself in, 104 00:08:48,833 --> 00:08:51,165 should I happen to be out when you arrive. 105 00:08:51,292 --> 00:08:53,829 You know, I shall be able to let my friends in of an evening. 106 00:08:53,958 --> 00:08:57,075 They can come and go without disturbing you. 107 00:08:57,208 --> 00:08:59,915 Oh, it wouldn't disturb me in the least. 108 00:09:00,042 --> 00:09:01,782 I have very few friends. 109 00:09:01,917 --> 00:09:05,114 It'll be very pleasant having someone in the house again. 110 00:09:05,250 --> 00:09:09,118 Ah... these are my three little companions. 111 00:09:09,250 --> 00:09:11,957 You see? This is general Gordon, 112 00:09:12,083 --> 00:09:15,041 that's admiral beatty and this one is called... 113 00:09:15,167 --> 00:09:16,623 Mildred. 114 00:09:16,750 --> 00:09:18,536 I should like to pay a few weeks in advance. 115 00:09:18,667 --> 00:09:20,518 - Three guineas, I think the... - No, no, no, please. 116 00:09:20,542 --> 00:09:22,874 That will do quite well when you come tomorrow. 117 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,456 I shall have the rooms aired. 118 00:09:24,583 --> 00:09:28,451 And if there's anything I can do, I do hope you won't hesitate to ask. 119 00:09:28,583 --> 00:09:30,164 You are most kind. 120 00:09:30,292 --> 00:09:32,203 And if I may say so, 121 00:09:32,333 --> 00:09:34,665 you have a very curious and charming house. 122 00:09:34,792 --> 00:09:37,249 Such pretty windows. 123 00:09:37,375 --> 00:09:39,366 Thank you. I'm rather afraid the position... 124 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:42,867 I always think the windows are the eyes of a house. 125 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:48,199 And didn't someone say, "the eyes are the windows of the soul"? 126 00:09:48,333 --> 00:09:51,871 I don't really know, but it's such a charming thought. 127 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,956 I do hope someone expressed it. 128 00:09:54,083 --> 00:09:56,369 Well, au revoir. 129 00:09:56,500 --> 00:09:59,537 - Good morning, professor Marcus. - Till tomorrow. 130 00:10:03,708 --> 00:10:05,323 Oh... 131 00:10:05,458 --> 00:10:07,619 Did you understand all that? 132 00:10:07,750 --> 00:10:10,036 We're going to have a guest in the house. 133 00:10:11,750 --> 00:10:14,867 J but I saw them last night having, oh, such a time 134 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,991 j in the twilight... j 135 00:10:32,583 --> 00:10:34,949 All right, mrs wilberforce. I'll answer it. 136 00:10:35,083 --> 00:10:36,823 It must be my friends. 137 00:10:44,042 --> 00:10:46,624 Ah, good evening, major Courtney. 138 00:10:48,042 --> 00:10:50,374 Good evening, professor. 139 00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:52,866 - I hope I'm not too early. - Not at all. Not at all. 140 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:56,868 Mrs wilberforce, may I present major Courtney? 141 00:10:57,000 --> 00:11:00,538 How do you do, mrs wilberforce? I'm honoured. 142 00:11:03,583 --> 00:11:05,539 Come in, gentlemen. Come in. 143 00:11:05,667 --> 00:11:10,366 - May I introduce mr Lawson? - How do you do, gentlemen? Mr Lawson. 144 00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:13,913 And mr Robinson. Mrs wilberforce. 145 00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:18,030 - Mr Robinson. - All right. Thank you. 146 00:11:18,167 --> 00:11:21,000 - You're the cellist, mr Lawson? - Er... what, ma'am? 147 00:11:21,125 --> 00:11:24,538 - He's the cellist. - Yeah. I'm the, er... 148 00:11:24,667 --> 00:11:28,956 There's only mr Harvey to come. I think perhaps we might, erm... 149 00:11:29,083 --> 00:11:31,790 - Go upstairs. - Yes. Yes. 150 00:11:33,458 --> 00:11:36,245 - Excuse me, mrs wilberforce. - Oh, I'm so sorry, major. 151 00:11:41,458 --> 00:11:43,414 Here. What's all this about, doc? 152 00:11:43,542 --> 00:11:47,865 Take out your instruments. Not "doc" this time, Harry. 153 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,365 "Professor". 154 00:11:54,292 --> 00:11:55,782 Good evening, mr Harvey. 155 00:11:57,542 --> 00:11:59,407 It is mr Harvey, isn't it? 156 00:11:59,542 --> 00:12:02,033 Yes, it is mr Harvey. 157 00:12:02,167 --> 00:12:04,453 Come in. Come in. 158 00:12:04,583 --> 00:12:06,790 The others are all here. 159 00:12:09,417 --> 00:12:11,783 Our mrs wilberforce. 160 00:12:13,875 --> 00:12:16,287 - The temperamental one. - Oh. 161 00:12:16,417 --> 00:12:18,658 I do hope you'll be comfortable, gentlemen. 162 00:12:18,792 --> 00:12:19,792 Upstairs. 163 00:12:19,917 --> 00:12:22,989 And I do wish you well with your efforts. 164 00:12:23,125 --> 00:12:25,662 Professor Marcus has told me so much about you. 165 00:12:25,792 --> 00:12:28,374 I really must just tell you 166 00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:32,038 how very happy I am to have you all here. 167 00:12:32,167 --> 00:12:33,782 Thank you. 168 00:12:38,167 --> 00:12:40,123 Who's she? 169 00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:42,241 What does she mean you told her so much about us? 170 00:12:42,375 --> 00:12:44,866 We supposed to make noises with these things? 171 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,410 - What kind of noises? - Who is she? 172 00:12:46,542 --> 00:12:48,908 Not noises, one-round, music. 173 00:12:49,042 --> 00:12:51,704 - I said, what does she mean, you... - Shh! 174 00:13:33,458 --> 00:13:35,073 I tell you, it makes no sense. 175 00:13:35,208 --> 00:13:37,976 If we have to have someone to bring out the money, let's get a professional. 176 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,800 - We'll bring it out ourselves. - Make a spectacular getaway, you mean. 177 00:13:40,917 --> 00:13:45,661 At 70 miles an hour in the heart of London in broad daylight. 178 00:13:46,708 --> 00:13:49,508 - We'll take it back into the station... - And send it out by train. 179 00:13:49,625 --> 00:13:52,207 What any intelligent policeman would expect us to do. 180 00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:54,369 You've quite a flair, Louis, for the obvious. 181 00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:59,156 Can't you appreciate that mrs wilberforce is not a mere appendage to my plan, 182 00:13:59,292 --> 00:14:00,998 she's the very core of it. 183 00:14:01,125 --> 00:14:05,118 - A lopsided old grandma. - Yeah. 184 00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:08,447 How can we trust her to do it right if she don't even know what she's doing? 185 00:14:09,833 --> 00:14:11,118 One-round? 186 00:14:12,167 --> 00:14:14,499 Sweet little old lady like her, 187 00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:18,322 it just don't seem right for her to be working with us on a stick-up caper. 188 00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:22,121 I tell you, I don't like old ladies. I don't like having them around. 189 00:14:23,042 --> 00:14:25,078 I can't stand them. 190 00:14:41,042 --> 00:14:42,623 One-round! 191 00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:57,083 I thought perhaps before you've all become too absorbed, 192 00:14:57,208 --> 00:14:59,290 you and your guests might like a cup of tea. 193 00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:01,953 Oh, you shouldn't. 194 00:15:02,083 --> 00:15:03,789 You know, professor, 195 00:15:03,917 --> 00:15:07,114 you didn't tell me the truth about yourself 196 00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:09,912 and these other gentlemen. 197 00:15:10,542 --> 00:15:13,329 You're not the least bit like amateurs. 198 00:15:13,458 --> 00:15:15,870 You really must be professionals. 199 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,582 - You're every bit as good. - Not quite. 200 00:15:18,708 --> 00:15:23,122 Though we are rather proud of mr Harvey's timbre. 201 00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:27,789 And that pizzicato passage, mr Lawson... Quite delightful! 202 00:15:27,917 --> 00:15:30,203 May I ask you where you studied? 203 00:15:31,708 --> 00:15:36,031 Well, I didn't really study anyplace, lady. I just picked it up. 204 00:15:36,167 --> 00:15:40,160 You know, I was so surprised when I heard what you were playing. 205 00:15:40,292 --> 00:15:45,662 It brought back something that really I'd completely forgotten all about. 206 00:15:45,792 --> 00:15:47,953 My 21st birthday party. 207 00:15:48,875 --> 00:15:51,742 You see, my father had engaged a string quintet 208 00:15:51,875 --> 00:15:53,991 to come in and play in the evening. 209 00:15:54,125 --> 00:15:56,832 And while they were playing boccherini, 210 00:15:56,958 --> 00:16:01,327 someone came in and said the old queen had passed away. 211 00:16:01,458 --> 00:16:03,665 Then everyone went home. 212 00:16:03,792 --> 00:16:06,158 That was the end of my party. 213 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:10,489 All that time ago in pangbourne. 214 00:16:11,167 --> 00:16:13,579 Well, if you'll excuse me, I'll run and make the tea. 215 00:16:13,708 --> 00:16:16,324 The kettle must be nearly on the boil. 216 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:22,368 Who's she talking about? Old queen who? 217 00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:25,788 Look, I don't care how we do this job, but let's leave her out of it. 218 00:16:25,917 --> 00:16:27,828 I say, hadn't we better discuss it later? 219 00:16:27,958 --> 00:16:30,574 I don't want it discussed, I want it settled - here and now. 220 00:16:30,708 --> 00:16:32,744 All right, Louis. 221 00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:35,287 I'll put it to the vote. 222 00:16:35,417 --> 00:16:37,624 But understand this: No one is indispensable, 223 00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:40,366 and certainly not you, Louis. 224 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,617 Only the plan is essential, the plan, my plan. 225 00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:48,494 Major, if we don't use mrs w, 226 00:16:48,625 --> 00:16:51,537 if we call in someone else, we'll each have to take a smaller cut. 227 00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:53,874 - Yes. - Good, we see eye-to-eye. 228 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,991 I don't care what it means, I want her out of it. 229 00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:57,706 Two for her, one against. 230 00:16:57,833 --> 00:16:59,118 Harry? 231 00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:03,163 I... I just don't think we can depend on a screwy old dame like that. 232 00:17:03,292 --> 00:17:05,783 It's up to you, one-round. 233 00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:10,740 Er. 234 00:17:10,875 --> 00:17:14,618 Are you going to leave a decision like this to a thick-eared muscle man like him? 235 00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:16,490 - How would he know? - What do you mean? 236 00:17:16,625 --> 00:17:19,458 I got a vote too, ain't I? It's a democracy, ain't it? 237 00:17:19,583 --> 00:17:21,494 And what's the matter with muscle anyway? 238 00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:23,911 Ok, I'm with you and the major. 239 00:17:24,042 --> 00:17:25,953 Mrs lopsided just got elected. 240 00:17:26,083 --> 00:17:28,415 - Of all the stupid ways to decide. - Bravo! 241 00:17:28,542 --> 00:17:31,830 A majority decision to do the intelligent thing. 242 00:17:31,958 --> 00:17:33,448 Louis, you accept that decision, 243 00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:36,495 or you pack up your fiddle and play elsewhere. 244 00:17:40,417 --> 00:17:43,159 All right. But there's just one thing. 245 00:17:43,292 --> 00:17:45,934 I've never worked with you before, and I don't know anything about you. 246 00:17:45,958 --> 00:17:50,577 But major has, and he says you've got quite a reputation as a master brain. 247 00:17:50,708 --> 00:17:51,743 He'd better be right. 248 00:17:51,875 --> 00:17:54,582 If you do your job as well as mrs w will do hers, 249 00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:56,118 I shall be well satisfied. 250 00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:59,538 You just worry about your plan! Because her part of it sounds to me 251 00:17:59,667 --> 00:18:03,159 like something somebody dreamt up in the booby hatch to while away the... 252 00:18:09,667 --> 00:18:12,249 Well, now. Shall I be mother? 253 00:18:18,292 --> 00:18:23,457 'The train now arriving at platform one 254 00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:26,620 'is the one-five from Cambridge.' 255 00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:37,914 Excuse me, major Courtney, I wonder if perhaps you'd like some tea? 256 00:19:38,042 --> 00:19:41,079 I wonder if perhaps you'd like some tea, major Courtney? 257 00:19:41,208 --> 00:19:43,369 No, thank you, mrs wilberforce. 258 00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,912 Please don't bother. 259 00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:54,582 I could make some coffee if you'd prefer. 260 00:19:54,708 --> 00:19:58,075 No, thank you. You're very kind. Thank you. 261 00:20:07,167 --> 00:20:08,703 Yes, mrs wilberforce? 262 00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:11,745 So sorry to bother you, major, but before you start again, 263 00:20:11,875 --> 00:20:14,287 would one of you hold general Gordon for me? 264 00:20:14,417 --> 00:20:18,365 I have to give him his medicine, you see. I can't quite manage by myself. 265 00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:21,116 Mr Robinson, would you mind giving mrs wilberforce a hand? 266 00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:23,582 It's a pleasure, mrs wilberforce, I assure you. 267 00:20:23,708 --> 00:20:26,428 - I hope you gentlemen will excuse me. - Extremely kind, mr Robinson. 268 00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:30,288 - He does dislike taking his medicine... - I'll do it right away for you. 269 00:20:30,417 --> 00:20:32,203 I'm afraid it's rather nasty. 270 00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:35,575 I think I'd better ask the vet to make it a little more palatable. 271 00:20:35,708 --> 00:20:37,748 You leave it to me, ma'am. I'm very good with birds. 272 00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:39,456 - Oh, really? - Yes. 273 00:20:40,667 --> 00:20:44,615 Tea, coffee, mend the plumbing, give the parrot his medicine. 274 00:20:44,750 --> 00:20:47,162 Give the parrot his medicine? 275 00:20:52,625 --> 00:20:54,240 - Ow! - Oh! 276 00:20:54,375 --> 00:20:57,162 - Oh, I'm so sorry. I do apologise. - It's all right, mrs wilberforce. 277 00:20:57,292 --> 00:20:59,157 - No, no, no. - I assure you, 278 00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:02,284 - he's never bitten anyone before. - Hasn't he? 279 00:21:02,417 --> 00:21:05,614 I wonder how we're to get him down. 280 00:21:05,750 --> 00:21:08,992 Oh, I am so sorry, mr Robinson. I'll get a bandage. 281 00:21:09,125 --> 00:21:11,741 No, don't bother, mrs wilberforce. It's all right. 282 00:21:11,875 --> 00:21:13,160 Swab the decks! 283 00:21:13,292 --> 00:21:15,829 Swab the decks yourself, you filthy-looking... 284 00:21:17,083 --> 00:21:20,120 Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Poor mr Robinson. 285 00:21:23,292 --> 00:21:25,157 I'm so sorry, major Courtney, 286 00:21:25,292 --> 00:21:28,705 but I'm afraid general Gordon has bitten mr Robinson's finger. 287 00:21:28,833 --> 00:21:32,155 Now he's on top of the cabinet and refuses to come down. 288 00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:34,032 Mr Robinson is on top of the cabinet? 289 00:21:34,167 --> 00:21:36,749 Oh, no, mr Harvey. General Gordon. 290 00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:38,866 Mr Lawson, you're the tallest. 291 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,286 Do you think you could try to get him down for us? 292 00:21:41,417 --> 00:21:44,159 Sure, I'll get him, ma'am. 293 00:21:44,292 --> 00:21:45,998 I feel I'm being such a bother. 294 00:21:46,125 --> 00:21:48,116 How could you possibly think a thing like that? 295 00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:50,366 Oh, you are kind. 296 00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:54,573 Very fond of parrots, and they were at sea for many years with my husband. 297 00:21:54,708 --> 00:21:57,074 Here, I'll do it. 298 00:21:57,208 --> 00:22:00,905 - All right, pavlova. - Captain wilberforce was in the marines. 299 00:22:02,417 --> 00:22:04,908 Oh, be quiet, you naughty bird. 300 00:22:05,042 --> 00:22:08,205 - Hello. - Come here, birdie. 301 00:22:08,333 --> 00:22:10,073 Do be careful, mr Lawson. 302 00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:16,072 General Gordon, general Gordon! Mr Robinson, don't laugh. Do catch him. 303 00:22:16,208 --> 00:22:18,494 Mr Lawson, it's all right. He'll help you in a minute. 304 00:22:18,625 --> 00:22:20,286 General Gordon. 305 00:22:20,417 --> 00:22:22,703 Oh, don't open the door, major. 306 00:22:22,833 --> 00:22:26,121 He mustn't get out. Oh, major, could you... 307 00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:28,161 Oh, mr Lawson... No, you're in the chair. 308 00:22:28,292 --> 00:22:30,874 - Mr Robinson. - Give us a hand, will you? 309 00:22:36,667 --> 00:22:38,407 Oh... 310 00:22:49,917 --> 00:22:51,498 I'll get him for you. 311 00:22:51,625 --> 00:22:54,867 - Yes, he'll get him. - Here, general. Nice birdie. 312 00:23:10,833 --> 00:23:13,870 - What are you doing? - Him. 313 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,163 - Steady, steady. No violence! - What are you doing? 314 00:23:17,292 --> 00:23:18,077 There he goes. 315 00:23:18,208 --> 00:23:20,489 Well, get him. Surely the three of you can catch a parrot. 316 00:23:20,583 --> 00:23:23,074 But there's no ladder. Somebody has to go out of the window. 317 00:23:23,208 --> 00:23:25,119 Go on, then. 318 00:23:25,250 --> 00:23:26,706 Lend him a hand. Get him. 319 00:23:26,833 --> 00:23:28,744 I'm wounded in the hand. Get him yourself. 320 00:23:28,875 --> 00:23:31,366 Oh, I do apologise for the disturbance. 321 00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:33,912 Now, you really mustn't trouble any more. 322 00:23:34,042 --> 00:23:36,374 You know, the last time I just phoned the police. 323 00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:39,492 And they came round with the fire brigade and long ladders. 324 00:23:39,625 --> 00:23:41,786 Oh, the wicked, wicked bird. 325 00:23:41,917 --> 00:23:44,454 It's always general Gordon too. He's the naughty one. 326 00:23:44,583 --> 00:23:46,393 Don't worry about the police or the fire brigade. 327 00:23:46,417 --> 00:23:49,659 I'm not chasing any parrot. I don't care if he's a field marshal. 328 00:23:50,333 --> 00:23:51,743 Land ahoy! 329 00:23:52,458 --> 00:23:54,744 Oh, dear. Oh, dear. General Gordon. 330 00:23:54,875 --> 00:23:57,116 I'm not too keen on heights, you know. 331 00:23:57,250 --> 00:23:59,787 Never mind, you stay where you are. I'll get him. 332 00:23:59,917 --> 00:24:01,282 All aboard. 333 00:24:01,417 --> 00:24:03,908 - Sorry, ma'am, but... - It's all right. You couldn't help it. 334 00:24:06,458 --> 00:24:08,073 Oh, mr Lawson. 335 00:24:08,208 --> 00:24:10,665 That's great! Now he's flown off again. 336 00:24:15,292 --> 00:24:17,874 Major, was that your nose? 337 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,661 Are you all right? 338 00:24:22,042 --> 00:24:23,623 Pretty Polly. 339 00:24:29,708 --> 00:24:31,414 Good morning, Louis. 340 00:24:33,750 --> 00:24:35,536 Why, there he is. 341 00:24:35,667 --> 00:24:38,625 I am so sorry you've been disturbed. 342 00:24:38,750 --> 00:24:42,072 Poor darling, he does so dislike taking his medicine. 343 00:24:42,208 --> 00:24:45,120 I think that he's been so upset, 344 00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:47,161 I'll leave it until tomorrow. 345 00:24:47,292 --> 00:24:49,453 Right, tomorrow. 346 00:24:49,583 --> 00:24:53,576 Oh, professor, as the practice has already been interrupted, 347 00:24:53,708 --> 00:24:56,905 - are you quite sure you wouldn't like any... - No, thank you, mrs wilberforce. 348 00:24:57,042 --> 00:24:59,033 No tea. Thank you all the same. 349 00:24:59,167 --> 00:25:03,206 Oh, well. I'll make quite sure you're not disturbed again. 350 00:25:04,083 --> 00:25:05,869 I'm ashamed of you. 351 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,412 Ashamed of you causing all this... 352 00:25:10,417 --> 00:25:12,999 Such a disturbance. I'm going to shut you in. 353 00:25:13,125 --> 00:25:15,832 - But you were a good little girl. - Naughty Polly. 354 00:25:17,042 --> 00:25:19,124 Naughty Polly. 355 00:25:36,833 --> 00:25:39,119 Nervous, Louis? 356 00:25:39,250 --> 00:25:41,957 - Let's get started. - Yeah. 357 00:26:09,417 --> 00:26:11,783 Now, Harry. The gun. 358 00:26:11,917 --> 00:26:14,750 - Right. - Thank you. 359 00:27:34,667 --> 00:27:38,114 Hey, what do you think you're trying to do? Hey, move on. 360 00:27:41,667 --> 00:27:44,204 Go on, get a move on. We want to get past here. 361 00:27:44,333 --> 00:27:46,745 What's the big idea? You're in our way. 362 00:27:46,875 --> 00:27:49,912 Get out of here, will you? Oh. 363 00:28:27,167 --> 00:28:29,624 - There's no driver here. - Now, what's all this about? 364 00:28:47,875 --> 00:28:50,992 Take the hand brake off, will you? 365 00:28:57,792 --> 00:28:58,872 Hey! 366 00:29:27,542 --> 00:29:29,828 Disturbance at king's cross. 367 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:57,619 'The train now arriving at platform one 368 00:29:57,750 --> 00:30:00,787 'is the one-five from Cambridge.' 369 00:30:08,542 --> 00:30:10,578 Here, Charlie. Take this lot up to parcels. 370 00:30:10,708 --> 00:30:12,539 Yeah, all right. 371 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,833 Hello, m2gw, from hpc. 372 00:30:30,958 --> 00:30:32,323 Urgent message begins: 373 00:30:32,458 --> 00:30:34,778 Car believed concerned in armed robbery, king's cross area, 374 00:30:34,875 --> 00:30:36,835 - found abandoned in field street. - It's the one. 375 00:30:36,875 --> 00:30:39,207 There is no trace of stolen property. 376 00:30:52,125 --> 00:30:54,832 It'll disorganise the entire running of the trains. 377 00:30:54,958 --> 00:30:57,478 We know that, sir. We gotta check all luggage going out of here. 378 00:30:57,542 --> 00:30:59,422 You can't hold up traffic on a mainline station. 379 00:30:59,542 --> 00:31:02,942 We're sure the stuff was brought in here. They'll try and ship it out under our noses. 380 00:31:06,250 --> 00:31:08,450 We've gotta check on all the exits. They must be inside. 381 00:31:08,542 --> 00:31:10,783 Yes, yes, all right. I'll phone the yard. 382 00:31:20,917 --> 00:31:23,454 In broad daylight? I mind me own business. 383 00:31:23,583 --> 00:31:26,245 If you don't mind, just open up. 384 00:31:26,375 --> 00:31:27,455 Excuse me. 385 00:31:27,583 --> 00:31:29,244 Sure, it belongs to me aunt Kate. 386 00:31:29,375 --> 00:31:32,242 She's just after dying and leaving me a few old knickknacks. 387 00:31:32,375 --> 00:31:34,866 Family items. Keepsakes, you might... 388 00:31:35,583 --> 00:31:39,280 Excuse me. Could you tell me where I'd go to collect a trunk? 389 00:31:39,417 --> 00:31:41,533 Just over there, madam, where it says "parcels". 390 00:31:41,667 --> 00:31:43,157 Thank you. 391 00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:49,741 Now, how many pieces of luggage have you booked in 392 00:31:49,875 --> 00:31:51,581 in the last 10 to 15 minutes? 393 00:31:51,708 --> 00:31:54,370 - Excuse me. - Just a minute, lady. 394 00:31:54,500 --> 00:31:56,036 You mean going out or coming in? 395 00:31:56,167 --> 00:31:58,749 Going out, leaving the station! How many? 396 00:31:58,875 --> 00:32:00,365 I'll have to check. 397 00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:03,992 It's a trunk. Professor Marcus, who lodges with me, 398 00:32:04,125 --> 00:32:07,492 is having a trunk sent up from... Where was it? Cambridge. 399 00:32:07,625 --> 00:32:08,990 He's leaving today. 400 00:32:09,125 --> 00:32:12,447 Coming in from Cambridge for Marcus. 401 00:32:12,583 --> 00:32:15,450 Right. Will you sign for it, please, ma'am? 402 00:32:16,292 --> 00:32:17,953 There it is, right... 403 00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:20,616 Going out, how many? 404 00:32:22,458 --> 00:32:24,744 Let me look at the list, will you? 405 00:32:42,167 --> 00:32:46,240 Now, major, before we start, let's press button "a", shall we? 406 00:32:48,458 --> 00:32:50,699 - 'It's the police.' - That's better. 407 00:32:50,833 --> 00:32:52,243 Major... 408 00:32:52,375 --> 00:32:55,572 Major, I want you to keep calm, 409 00:32:55,708 --> 00:32:58,450 speak quietly and concentrate. 410 00:32:58,583 --> 00:33:00,244 Have you got that? 411 00:33:00,375 --> 00:33:01,911 Splendid. 412 00:33:02,042 --> 00:33:06,365 Mrs w should be coming into view just about... 413 00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:08,365 Now. 414 00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:21,082 Now she's driving away. 415 00:34:00,083 --> 00:34:03,120 Major, major, major. 416 00:34:03,250 --> 00:34:06,617 Relax! Calm down! 417 00:34:06,750 --> 00:34:08,581 Back to the station! 418 00:34:08,708 --> 00:34:11,620 She's come back to the station! 419 00:34:15,167 --> 00:34:17,749 What's wrong? Major, major, what's happening? 420 00:34:17,875 --> 00:34:19,075 - Louis, Louis, Louis. - Major? 421 00:34:19,167 --> 00:34:21,123 Will you mind your own business, please? 422 00:34:25,417 --> 00:34:27,373 Louis. Give us a listen, Louis. 423 00:34:30,125 --> 00:34:31,535 - Get out. - You get out. 424 00:34:31,667 --> 00:34:34,507 - Louis, I want to hear what he says. - Major, tell me what's happening. 425 00:34:40,583 --> 00:34:42,244 I'm always leaving it. 426 00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:46,994 Tell me, what's she doing? 427 00:34:47,125 --> 00:34:49,958 - What's going on here? - It's all right. 428 00:34:50,083 --> 00:34:54,497 It's just that she went back to get her umbrella. 429 00:35:15,917 --> 00:35:18,989 She could've shopped us all. The silly old... 430 00:35:19,125 --> 00:35:21,662 What you knocking her for? She done it, didn't she? 431 00:35:21,792 --> 00:35:25,614 We're nearly home, Louis. What can possibly go wrong now? 432 00:35:25,750 --> 00:35:27,615 - Driver, stop at once! - Eh? What? 433 00:35:28,125 --> 00:35:31,037 - Go, get out of here! - I say! 434 00:35:32,125 --> 00:35:34,286 Young man, stop that. 435 00:35:34,417 --> 00:35:38,330 Young man, did you hear me? What are you doing to that horse? 436 00:35:40,083 --> 00:35:42,324 Go on, get out of here. Is this your horse? 437 00:35:42,458 --> 00:35:45,905 Go on, get out of here! Go on, get out! 438 00:35:50,167 --> 00:35:52,499 Young man. 439 00:35:52,625 --> 00:35:53,956 Do you mind? 440 00:35:54,083 --> 00:35:57,996 Now, go on, get out of it. Get this horse out of the way there. 441 00:35:58,125 --> 00:36:00,101 - Whose horse is it? - Will you leave that horse alone! 442 00:36:00,125 --> 00:36:03,037 Look, missus, will you mind your own business? And don't prod. 443 00:36:03,167 --> 00:36:05,127 - Get out of here! - The poor, defenceless animal. 444 00:36:05,167 --> 00:36:06,998 Look, missus, you don't understand. 445 00:36:07,125 --> 00:36:09,445 He's been following me all the way down from Burton street. 446 00:36:09,542 --> 00:36:11,203 He's had three pounds of my best pippins. 447 00:36:11,333 --> 00:36:13,824 Let's see, that's one in six... He's at it again. 448 00:36:13,958 --> 00:36:15,949 Go on, get out of here. 449 00:36:16,083 --> 00:36:19,496 No, now stop it this instant or I shall report you to the authorities. 450 00:36:19,625 --> 00:36:21,490 Look, missus, will you mind your own business? 451 00:36:21,625 --> 00:36:23,661 Driver, driver. 452 00:36:23,792 --> 00:36:27,239 Look, if you like the horse, if you don't want me to break all four of its legs, 453 00:36:27,375 --> 00:36:28,956 get him out of here! 454 00:36:29,083 --> 00:36:32,746 Driver, I insist that you do something to stop this vicious brute. 455 00:36:32,875 --> 00:36:35,617 - Listen, lady, this is no business of ours. - Keep out of this! 456 00:36:35,750 --> 00:36:38,492 - Keep out! - Look, lady... 457 00:36:38,625 --> 00:36:41,207 Keep out! Now get the old witch out of here! 458 00:36:41,333 --> 00:36:45,121 The poor, innocent animal. He's hungry. You don't feed him enough. 459 00:36:45,250 --> 00:36:47,536 Are you going to stand there while this hooligan... 460 00:36:47,667 --> 00:36:49,658 Look, he's at it again! 461 00:36:50,125 --> 00:36:52,081 Oh, boy, go for a constable. 462 00:36:52,208 --> 00:36:54,290 - No, lady, please. - Get out! 463 00:37:01,375 --> 00:37:03,457 Now, listen... 464 00:37:06,625 --> 00:37:08,741 Now, steady on. 465 00:37:08,875 --> 00:37:11,708 Stop it, I say. How disgr... 466 00:37:20,958 --> 00:37:23,995 - Bogies, I knew it. - Let's get out of here. 467 00:37:24,125 --> 00:37:27,663 No, slowly. Drive round the corner and come back. 468 00:37:29,625 --> 00:37:31,081 Constable! 469 00:37:31,208 --> 00:37:35,076 This ruffian has been behaving disgracefully. 470 00:37:35,208 --> 00:37:37,369 What's all this about? 471 00:37:39,375 --> 00:37:41,741 What about my barrow? 472 00:37:49,792 --> 00:37:51,248 Where's my horse? 473 00:37:51,375 --> 00:37:52,956 Stop that! 474 00:37:56,708 --> 00:37:58,994 Where's my horse? 475 00:38:00,458 --> 00:38:03,530 - Where's my horse? - All right, what's going on here? 476 00:38:03,667 --> 00:38:07,865 - How did all this get started? - Constable. I can explain. 477 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:11,163 Officer, he started it. Look what he's done to my cab. 478 00:38:11,292 --> 00:38:13,499 Your cab? What about my barrow? 479 00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:15,991 What about my wagon? And where's my horse? 480 00:38:29,917 --> 00:38:31,498 I don't believe it. 481 00:38:31,625 --> 00:38:34,037 - I don't believe it. - Shut up! 482 00:38:34,167 --> 00:38:36,704 It's just sitting there. Look, couldn't we... 483 00:38:36,833 --> 00:38:40,200 No one, I hope, is going to suggest that we steal it. 484 00:38:47,250 --> 00:38:48,581 Quiet, quiet! 485 00:38:48,708 --> 00:38:51,393 - What's going on, sergeant? - There's been a fight in the street, sir. 486 00:38:51,417 --> 00:38:53,874 - I'm so glad you're here. - What are you doing here? 487 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,536 This lout has been behaving... 488 00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:58,500 Do you mean to say you know her and you let her walk around loose? 489 00:38:58,625 --> 00:39:00,081 Don't you distress yourself, ma'am. 490 00:39:00,208 --> 00:39:02,449 - You don't know what she's done. - Be quiet! 491 00:39:02,583 --> 00:39:04,448 - Look what she did... - Be quiet! 492 00:39:04,583 --> 00:39:08,121 You better go home, ma'am. If we need a statement, we'll call on you. 493 00:39:08,250 --> 00:39:10,912 Wilson, take this lady home. Use my car. 494 00:39:11,042 --> 00:39:12,532 And it's a brown horse, 495 00:39:12,667 --> 00:39:16,159 11 years old and answers to the name of Dennis. 496 00:39:39,875 --> 00:39:41,035 This way, please. 497 00:39:46,917 --> 00:39:49,124 Could you put it there? 498 00:39:49,250 --> 00:39:51,707 That's right. Ah. 499 00:39:52,750 --> 00:39:55,708 It's so good of you. I do hope I haven't been a bother. 500 00:39:55,833 --> 00:39:58,324 No, ma'am. It's all right. 501 00:39:58,458 --> 00:40:01,370 Good afternoon. 502 00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:21,742 Harry, the police! They're at the house. They're actually in the house. 503 00:40:21,875 --> 00:40:24,036 But... where are the others? 504 00:40:24,750 --> 00:40:27,913 The bogies brought it home for her. What did you expect? 505 00:40:41,125 --> 00:40:42,990 J in the twilight 506 00:40:43,125 --> 00:40:46,288 j oh, in the beautiful twilight 507 00:40:46,417 --> 00:40:48,703 j they all go out j 508 00:40:55,375 --> 00:40:56,990 Ah, professor. 509 00:40:57,833 --> 00:41:01,030 Good afternoon, gentlemen. Your last rehearsal. 510 00:41:01,167 --> 00:41:05,115 Ah, professor, I must give you back your ten shillings. 511 00:41:05,250 --> 00:41:07,332 You see, the cab man wouldn't take any money, 512 00:41:07,458 --> 00:41:10,655 because he said he was going into some other business. 513 00:41:43,292 --> 00:41:46,364 How about that, eh? 514 00:41:47,708 --> 00:41:50,199 How about that? 515 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:13,242 Right. Got it? 516 00:42:13,667 --> 00:42:17,580 You know, I was even hoping you'd be able to play for them. 517 00:42:20,875 --> 00:42:24,038 Oh, yes, boccherini. 518 00:42:24,167 --> 00:42:28,957 You know, if only you could have stayed just a few minutes longer. 519 00:42:29,083 --> 00:42:32,325 They will be so disappointed to have missed you. 520 00:42:32,458 --> 00:42:35,780 And as for me, well, I'm sad to see you go. 521 00:42:39,208 --> 00:42:42,041 Gotta get my cello upstairs. 522 00:42:42,167 --> 00:42:44,453 I only hope you've enjoyed it as much as I have. 523 00:42:44,583 --> 00:42:46,790 Indeed we have, madam, thank you, thank you. 524 00:42:46,917 --> 00:42:48,578 Goodbye, major Courtney. 525 00:42:48,708 --> 00:42:52,326 And I do wish you good fortune in your travels. 526 00:42:52,458 --> 00:42:55,040 - Thank you very much. - Oh, indeed, I do. 527 00:42:55,167 --> 00:42:56,873 Oh, I'm so sorry. 528 00:43:01,500 --> 00:43:03,661 Goodbye, professor Marcus. 529 00:43:03,792 --> 00:43:05,532 Goodbye, gentlemen. 530 00:43:05,667 --> 00:43:09,159 - Goodbye. - Tootle-00. 531 00:43:14,083 --> 00:43:15,744 Mr Lawson, I must tell you, 532 00:43:15,875 --> 00:43:19,697 when I was listening to your playing of that andante passage a while ago, 533 00:43:19,833 --> 00:43:23,530 I thought it the most sensitive playing I'd ever heard. 534 00:43:23,667 --> 00:43:26,909 - You thought it was good, eh? - Oh, yes. Yes, indeed. 535 00:43:27,042 --> 00:43:28,907 Bye-bye, mrs lop... 536 00:43:29,292 --> 00:43:30,953 Bye-bye, mrs wilberforce. 537 00:43:31,083 --> 00:43:33,369 - Thanks for the nice tea and everything. - Not at all. 538 00:43:33,500 --> 00:43:35,161 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 539 00:43:43,792 --> 00:43:46,204 What is that moron playing at? 540 00:43:48,750 --> 00:43:50,991 It's stuck in the door. The case is... 541 00:43:51,125 --> 00:43:54,663 Well, ring the bell, brains. Don't just stand there. 542 00:43:57,792 --> 00:43:58,872 Thank you. 543 00:44:18,875 --> 00:44:23,699 It's all right, mrs wilberforce. Everything's under control. Goodbye. 544 00:44:33,500 --> 00:44:35,081 Good bye. 545 00:44:35,542 --> 00:44:39,285 - Get over in the car there. - Hey, that's my money. 546 00:44:59,833 --> 00:45:01,539 - Go on. - Wait a minute. Stop and think. 547 00:45:01,667 --> 00:45:04,784 - We haven't the time. Drive on. - I said wait a minute! 548 00:45:04,917 --> 00:45:06,657 What are we going to do about her? 549 00:45:10,958 --> 00:45:14,325 Stop! Go! Stop! Go! Make your mind up! 550 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:19,911 I tell you, we must do something. She knows. 551 00:45:20,042 --> 00:45:21,623 She saw the money. She'll talk. 552 00:45:21,750 --> 00:45:24,583 And my picture's on file and so is Harry's and yours. 553 00:45:24,708 --> 00:45:26,790 If they take her down to the gallery, she'll shop us. 554 00:45:26,917 --> 00:45:28,532 They've got our fingers and thumbs. 555 00:46:01,167 --> 00:46:03,658 Professor Marcus, I don't quite know how to say this... 556 00:46:03,792 --> 00:46:06,989 I suppose you're wondering about the money in mr Lawson's cello case. 557 00:46:07,125 --> 00:46:08,740 Why, it's only natural that you should. 558 00:46:08,875 --> 00:46:13,414 I don't think we told you that mr Lawson sold his butcher shop in hammersmith. 559 00:46:13,542 --> 00:46:16,659 - That's right, I did. - Yes, yes. He got the cash for it, 560 00:46:16,792 --> 00:46:19,909 'cause there wasn't time to, er... Write a cheque. 561 00:46:20,042 --> 00:46:22,829 I still don't quite understand. 562 00:46:22,958 --> 00:46:24,448 You're wondering about the music. 563 00:46:24,583 --> 00:46:29,031 You're wondering how mr Lawson... 564 00:46:29,167 --> 00:46:32,614 Is er... able to play 565 00:46:32,750 --> 00:46:34,286 without a cello. 566 00:46:34,417 --> 00:46:36,078 Yes, but... 567 00:46:36,208 --> 00:46:38,790 Yes, he's going on this tour, 568 00:46:38,917 --> 00:46:42,739 and all he's got in there is... And no cello. 569 00:46:42,875 --> 00:46:45,867 - We must get her out of here. - A snatch? 570 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,956 Get her into the car. 571 00:46:53,458 --> 00:46:56,655 - Good afternoon, Louisa. - Good afternoon, Amelia. 572 00:46:56,792 --> 00:46:59,704 Do come in. These are... 573 00:46:59,833 --> 00:47:03,405 Oh, then you were able to stay to tea after all. 574 00:47:03,542 --> 00:47:07,831 Oh, how very, very nice. What an exciting surprise. 575 00:47:07,958 --> 00:47:10,290 - We'll have to take them both. - We've got to get away. 576 00:47:11,750 --> 00:47:14,287 Excuse me, won't you? 577 00:47:14,417 --> 00:47:16,499 - Professor Marcus... - Oh, good afternoon. 578 00:47:16,625 --> 00:47:18,832 And hypatia. How are you? 579 00:47:20,417 --> 00:47:22,999 Let me present these gentlemen. 580 00:47:23,125 --> 00:47:27,118 Amelia, you've met professor Marcus and this is major Courtney. 581 00:47:27,250 --> 00:47:29,912 Hypatia, have you met major Courtney? 582 00:47:30,917 --> 00:47:34,614 What do you think we should do, charter a bus? 583 00:47:34,750 --> 00:47:37,947 Mr Robinson and mr Harvey. 584 00:47:47,750 --> 00:47:52,574 - Lettice, oh, dear. - Oh, Louisa, dear, I'm so sorry I'm late. 585 00:47:53,042 --> 00:47:54,828 Ladies, ladies. 586 00:47:54,958 --> 00:47:57,916 Would you all please step into my sitting room? 587 00:47:58,042 --> 00:47:59,623 Ladies, ladies. 588 00:47:59,750 --> 00:48:03,413 There's been a terrible robbery at king's cross station 589 00:48:03,542 --> 00:48:05,828 at one o'clock this afternoon. 590 00:48:05,958 --> 00:48:10,156 Oh, have you a paper? May I see the latest test score? 591 00:48:10,292 --> 00:48:13,409 A robbery? At king's cross station? 592 00:48:13,542 --> 00:48:16,409 Yes, it must have been terribly exciting. The paper says... 593 00:48:16,542 --> 00:48:19,500 - What is the score? - Australia all out for 60,000. 594 00:48:19,625 --> 00:48:21,206 Oh... at one o'clock? 595 00:48:21,333 --> 00:48:23,699 Yes. The papers say that the police are not certain... 596 00:48:23,833 --> 00:48:26,199 310. They're out for 310. 597 00:48:26,333 --> 00:48:30,406 They're not certain how the money was brought from the station. 598 00:48:30,542 --> 00:48:33,249 £60,000, they say it is. 599 00:48:51,167 --> 00:48:54,159 Ladies, ladies, please. Do you mind? 600 00:48:54,292 --> 00:48:56,749 You'll step into the sitting room for a few minutes. 601 00:48:56,875 --> 00:48:58,490 I'll be with you in a moment, 602 00:48:58,625 --> 00:49:02,163 but I've something of a very private nature to say to these gentlemen. 603 00:49:02,292 --> 00:49:05,079 Constance, I can't help it. I'm very sorry. 604 00:49:05,208 --> 00:49:07,408 Hypatia, I was asking you to step into the sitting room. 605 00:49:07,500 --> 00:49:11,038 - Oh, but I want to talk to major Courtney. - I can't help it, my dear. 606 00:49:11,833 --> 00:49:15,576 - Slip out, move the car into the next row. - All right. 607 00:49:15,708 --> 00:49:17,164 Uh-uh. 608 00:49:18,333 --> 00:49:20,324 Leave that here. 609 00:49:30,917 --> 00:49:35,456 Professor Marcus, I take it there's no need for me to look at the newspaper. 610 00:49:35,583 --> 00:49:37,995 Indeed, I thought not. 611 00:49:38,125 --> 00:49:40,992 I am shocked by this revelation. 612 00:49:41,125 --> 00:49:43,366 Shocked and appalled. 613 00:49:43,500 --> 00:49:45,957 And I must tell you, all of you... 614 00:49:46,083 --> 00:49:50,247 - Where's mr Robinson gone? - He'll, er... he'll be back in a moment. 615 00:49:50,375 --> 00:49:52,491 Now, look, missus, we haven't got much time. 616 00:49:52,625 --> 00:49:56,823 Louisa, you've only laid five places. 617 00:49:56,958 --> 00:49:59,290 Surely these gentlemen are staying for tea. 618 00:50:01,917 --> 00:50:03,578 They want to play to us. 619 00:50:03,708 --> 00:50:05,244 No, I don't... 620 00:50:05,375 --> 00:50:07,206 Oh, no. 621 00:50:07,333 --> 00:50:09,324 I'm sorry, but we mustn't press them. 622 00:50:09,458 --> 00:50:12,325 - Oh, let them play, Louisa. - We can't press them, lettice. 623 00:50:12,458 --> 00:50:14,198 I'm sorry. They must hurry. 624 00:50:14,333 --> 00:50:16,665 It'd be nice when we're having our teas. 625 00:50:16,792 --> 00:50:19,864 Come, dear. Yes, we will have them by and by. 626 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,036 Now, Amelia, if you don't mind. 627 00:50:22,167 --> 00:50:24,328 They'll all come. I assure you. 628 00:50:24,458 --> 00:50:26,289 Yes, I do assure you. 629 00:50:26,417 --> 00:50:29,284 You know, at the bottom of the garden there's a most jolly little... 630 00:50:29,417 --> 00:50:32,830 Hypatia, didn't you hear me say we'll just go in the sitting room? 631 00:50:32,958 --> 00:50:35,825 Yes, go in. I'm sure they'll come by and by. 632 00:50:35,958 --> 00:50:38,074 Louisa, I think it's very unfair. 633 00:50:39,333 --> 00:50:41,039 Well, there's nothing for it. 634 00:50:41,167 --> 00:50:43,158 You'll have to come in. 635 00:50:43,292 --> 00:50:44,702 But please remember this: 636 00:50:44,833 --> 00:50:47,620 These are some of my oldest and closest friends. 637 00:50:47,750 --> 00:50:51,789 They mustn't get the slightest inkling of this disgraceful affair. 638 00:50:51,917 --> 00:50:55,910 Oh, really. This is the most embarrassing position. 639 00:50:56,042 --> 00:50:58,658 Embarrassing and humiliating. 640 00:50:58,792 --> 00:51:02,990 Simply try for one hour to behave like gentlemen. 641 00:51:03,750 --> 00:51:05,581 All right, ma'am. 642 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,911 No, please. 643 00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,491 Now we will go in. 644 00:51:56,625 --> 00:52:01,699 J darling, I am growing old 645 00:52:02,917 --> 00:52:08,583 j silver threads among the gold 646 00:52:09,667 --> 00:52:15,583 j shine upon my brow today 647 00:52:16,542 --> 00:52:21,582 j life is fading fast away 648 00:52:24,625 --> 00:52:29,699 j but, my darling, you will be, will be 649 00:52:29,833 --> 00:52:35,078 j ever as young and fair to me... and 650 00:52:39,375 --> 00:52:41,286 well, goodbye, ladies. 651 00:52:41,417 --> 00:52:43,157 Good bye. 652 00:52:46,583 --> 00:52:49,120 I thought they'd never go home. 653 00:52:51,292 --> 00:52:54,284 Mrs wilberforce, I don't think you quite understand 654 00:52:54,417 --> 00:52:57,204 the intricacies of this particular situation. 655 00:52:57,333 --> 00:52:59,449 Let me try to explain, mrs wilberforce. 656 00:52:59,583 --> 00:53:03,747 You see, in this case, it would do no good to take the money back. 657 00:53:03,875 --> 00:53:08,699 Strange as it may seem to you, nobody wants the money back. 658 00:53:08,833 --> 00:53:10,915 Don't expect me to believe that. 659 00:53:11,042 --> 00:53:13,829 But it's true, mrs wilberforce. 660 00:53:13,958 --> 00:53:17,371 You see, this particular shipment of money was insured. 661 00:53:17,500 --> 00:53:22,540 So now the insurance company simply pays to the factory £60,000, 662 00:53:22,667 --> 00:53:25,579 and then, in order to recover its money, 663 00:53:25,708 --> 00:53:29,872 it puts one farthing on all the premiums, 664 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:33,117 on all the policies for all the next year. 665 00:53:33,250 --> 00:53:34,990 You see? 666 00:53:35,125 --> 00:53:37,582 So how much real harm have we done anybody? 667 00:53:37,708 --> 00:53:40,620 One farthing's worth, mrs wilberforce, one farthing's worth. 668 00:53:40,750 --> 00:53:42,615 You hadn't thought of it like that, had you? 669 00:53:43,083 --> 00:53:45,950 Hey, you know what? I never thought of it like that either. 670 00:53:46,083 --> 00:53:48,369 Surely it isn't as simple as all that. 671 00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:50,866 I assure you, if we tried to take the money back now, 672 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,082 it would simply confuse the whole issue. 673 00:53:53,208 --> 00:53:56,280 - They wouldn't even take it back. - That's perfectly true. 674 00:53:58,333 --> 00:54:00,619 Oh, but it's quite ridiculous. 675 00:54:00,750 --> 00:54:03,867 Before you speak, mrs wilberforce, has it occurred to you 676 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:08,164 to wonder why five such men as ourselves should have been driven to this? 677 00:54:08,292 --> 00:54:12,911 Why we should risk apprehension, public humiliation, disgrace? 678 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:15,911 There is not one amongst us 679 00:54:16,042 --> 00:54:20,035 who is not burdened with responsibilities to others. 680 00:54:20,167 --> 00:54:22,749 Major, tell her. 681 00:54:22,875 --> 00:54:25,241 Tell her your own story. 682 00:54:25,375 --> 00:54:29,994 - No, no, I... - Oh, please, Claude. Tell her. 683 00:54:30,125 --> 00:54:32,491 Well, it's just that, well... 684 00:54:32,625 --> 00:54:34,866 At this very moment, mrs wilberforce, 685 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:38,743 there is waiting an invalid, a dear, sweet, little old lady, 686 00:54:38,875 --> 00:54:41,161 not, may heaven bless her, not unlike yourself, 687 00:54:41,292 --> 00:54:44,910 waiting with patient Serenity, but with high hope 688 00:54:45,042 --> 00:54:47,158 that she has nothing more to fear. 689 00:54:49,167 --> 00:54:50,247 My mother. 690 00:54:54,750 --> 00:54:57,492 Each of them could tell a similar story. 691 00:54:58,333 --> 00:55:00,949 I planned the robbery, mrs wilberforce. 692 00:55:02,292 --> 00:55:04,328 I wanted to help them. 693 00:55:12,750 --> 00:55:18,245 No, I don't think, even if what you say is true, 694 00:55:18,375 --> 00:55:24,291 I still don't think it can be said to be enough justification... 695 00:55:24,417 --> 00:55:27,159 - Madam, how can you be so heartless? - You're a cruel woman. 696 00:55:27,292 --> 00:55:29,172 But to sit in judgment on your fellow creatures. 697 00:55:29,208 --> 00:55:31,324 I'm sorry. 698 00:55:32,083 --> 00:55:34,119 This is getting us nowhere. We must do something. 699 00:55:34,250 --> 00:55:36,992 Quite right, mr Harvey, we've got to tell her. 700 00:55:37,125 --> 00:55:39,241 Mrs wilberforce, I wanted to spare you this, 701 00:55:39,375 --> 00:55:42,412 but I'm afraid the police are after you too. 702 00:55:42,542 --> 00:55:45,909 That's right, you're as hot as the rest of us, ma'am. 703 00:55:46,042 --> 00:55:47,077 As hot? 704 00:55:47,208 --> 00:55:49,950 If they pick her up, there's no saying what they may do to her. 705 00:55:50,083 --> 00:55:51,368 Pick me up? 706 00:55:51,500 --> 00:55:53,934 - Would you mind explaining... - The job was planned in her house. 707 00:55:53,958 --> 00:55:58,406 - She carried the lolly for us. - Yes, I know I carried the lolly, but... 708 00:55:58,542 --> 00:56:00,373 She was ignorant of the plan, of course. 709 00:56:00,500 --> 00:56:02,991 Ignorance in the sight of the law is no excuse, 710 00:56:03,125 --> 00:56:05,662 even if we swear that she didn't know what she was doing. 711 00:56:05,792 --> 00:56:08,283 - They'd never believe us. - Yeah. 712 00:56:08,417 --> 00:56:10,032 Who'd believe anything we said? 713 00:56:10,167 --> 00:56:12,909 Oh, but this is ridiculous. 714 00:56:13,042 --> 00:56:14,703 I know the superintendent. 715 00:56:14,833 --> 00:56:18,405 - I shall deny any knowledge. - She'll never stand up to it, of course. 716 00:56:18,542 --> 00:56:22,956 - The grilling, the rubber hoses. - The rest of her life sewing mail bags. 717 00:56:23,083 --> 00:56:24,414 Mail bags? 718 00:56:24,542 --> 00:56:28,034 - And no one to look after the parrots. - Oh. 719 00:56:28,167 --> 00:56:30,874 We won't let them get you, mrs wilberforce. 720 00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:33,457 - Why not? - What's she ever done for us? 721 00:56:33,583 --> 00:56:36,245 If they get us, I'll tell them she planned the job. 722 00:56:36,375 --> 00:56:39,572 - I'll tell them she planned the big one. - Oh. 723 00:56:40,417 --> 00:56:42,874 The eastcastle street job. 724 00:56:51,667 --> 00:56:54,204 Oh. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. 725 00:56:54,333 --> 00:56:57,539 What am I going to do? 726 00:56:57,667 --> 00:56:59,157 - It's a bogey. - A bogey? 727 00:56:59,292 --> 00:57:00,998 Oh, no. 728 00:57:01,125 --> 00:57:03,662 - Look, out the back way. - Stay where you are. 729 00:57:03,792 --> 00:57:06,659 - Don't answer it. - We must answer it. The light's on. 730 00:57:06,792 --> 00:57:08,934 When you were at the station with the trunk, what did you say to them? 731 00:57:08,958 --> 00:57:11,199 Nothing. I've no idea. I don't remember. 732 00:57:11,333 --> 00:57:13,324 - Let's get out of here. - Where do we go? 733 00:57:13,458 --> 00:57:16,655 No one's going anywhere. Mrs wilberforce, listen to me. 734 00:57:16,792 --> 00:57:19,374 Go to the door. Ask him what he wants. 735 00:57:19,500 --> 00:57:23,197 - Say you're going to bed early. - Yes. 736 00:57:24,417 --> 00:57:28,285 If he asks about me, say I left this afternoon for Manchester. 737 00:57:28,417 --> 00:57:30,499 Manchester. 738 00:57:30,625 --> 00:57:34,447 - Don't let him in, you understand? - No. 739 00:57:34,583 --> 00:57:37,655 He can't come in without a search warrant. 740 00:57:37,792 --> 00:57:39,157 Not without a search warrant. 741 00:57:39,292 --> 00:57:42,250 You don't want to rot in stir for the rest of your life. Be sensible. 742 00:57:42,375 --> 00:57:44,286 Stay buttoned up. 743 00:57:44,417 --> 00:57:46,328 Buttoned up? 744 00:57:51,250 --> 00:57:53,161 Yes? 745 00:57:54,375 --> 00:57:57,492 - Er... good evening, mrs wilberforce. - What do you want? 746 00:57:57,625 --> 00:57:59,365 It's sergeant McDonald. 747 00:57:59,500 --> 00:58:02,788 Yes, I know who it is. What do you want? 748 00:58:02,917 --> 00:58:05,499 The superintendent asked me to call in on the way back. 749 00:58:05,625 --> 00:58:07,741 What about? What's the matter? 750 00:58:07,875 --> 00:58:09,160 Oh, it's nothing, ma'am. 751 00:58:09,292 --> 00:58:12,614 Just to let you know, we've sorted out all that rumpus. 752 00:58:12,750 --> 00:58:15,617 - You'll not be wanted. - I won't be wanted? 753 00:58:15,750 --> 00:58:19,322 - I won't come in. I'm all wet. - You can't come in! 754 00:58:19,458 --> 00:58:22,871 I'm going to bed early. Professor Marcus left this afternoon. 755 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,867 You can't come in without a search warrant. 756 00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,286 A search warrant, ma'am? 757 00:58:29,750 --> 00:58:32,287 What would I be wanting with a search warrant? 758 00:58:32,417 --> 00:58:35,955 You haven't got a search warrant, have you? 759 00:58:36,083 --> 00:58:38,790 - No, ma'am. - Then good night. 760 00:58:49,375 --> 00:58:50,455 He... 761 00:58:52,250 --> 00:58:54,741 - C-coming. - Oh, dear. Don't let him in. 762 00:58:54,875 --> 00:58:58,197 Whatever he says, just tell him to buzz off. 763 00:59:02,375 --> 00:59:04,866 You're quite sure you're all right, mrs wilber... 764 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:07,161 Of course I'm all right. 765 00:59:07,292 --> 00:59:09,783 Now, will you please buzz off? 766 00:59:15,208 --> 00:59:18,405 He's going off. He's going away. Was that all right? 767 00:59:18,542 --> 00:59:20,157 Fine. Give him time to move on. 768 00:59:20,292 --> 00:59:23,329 - Now, now, mrs wilberforce. In here. - The cases. 769 00:59:23,458 --> 00:59:25,369 Let me give you a piece of advice. 770 00:59:25,500 --> 00:59:30,665 Don't go near a police station again, any police station. 771 00:59:30,792 --> 00:59:33,704 And don't speak to a police constable again, 772 00:59:33,833 --> 00:59:36,199 under any circumstances. 773 00:59:36,333 --> 00:59:38,790 Just lie low and stay buttoned up, you understand? 774 00:59:38,917 --> 00:59:40,748 Don't talk to anybody about anything. 775 00:59:40,875 --> 00:59:43,412 Surely you don't intend to take the money. 776 00:59:43,542 --> 00:59:46,079 Surely we must send back the money. 777 00:59:46,208 --> 00:59:51,202 I agree that we must stay low and... And buttoned up. 778 00:59:51,333 --> 00:59:54,245 - It wouldn't be right to keep the money. - What? 779 00:59:54,375 --> 00:59:56,616 Now, listen, ma'am. Listen with both ears. 780 00:59:56,750 --> 00:59:58,957 We've had about all we're going to take from you. 781 00:59:59,083 --> 01:00:01,620 You don't seem to realise what this situation means. 782 01:00:01,750 --> 01:00:04,452 No. 783 01:00:04,583 --> 01:00:07,541 - I was quite wrong. - Doesn't she understand? 784 01:00:07,667 --> 01:00:10,033 No, it isn't any good. 785 01:00:10,167 --> 01:00:12,328 I know what we must do. 786 01:00:12,458 --> 01:00:14,870 I know I carried the lolly for you, 787 01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:19,699 but even if they do make me sew mail bags, 788 01:00:19,833 --> 01:00:24,623 I would rather... Rather go to the police station 789 01:00:24,750 --> 01:00:26,786 and give myself up. 790 01:00:44,958 --> 01:00:48,951 It ought to look like an accident. 791 01:00:50,708 --> 01:00:53,120 - How about suicide? - What do you mean? 792 01:00:53,250 --> 01:00:55,241 Well, get her to write a note, you know. 793 01:00:55,375 --> 01:00:58,082 "I just couldn't stand it no more. Signed, mrs wilberforce." 794 01:00:58,208 --> 01:01:00,574 And then somebody goes down and hangs her. 795 01:01:01,208 --> 01:01:03,540 - Hmm? - Very funny. 796 01:01:07,750 --> 01:01:09,832 You got a better idea? 797 01:01:13,042 --> 01:01:14,532 Who's gonna do it? 798 01:01:16,792 --> 01:01:20,785 I couldn't. I should be terrified of... muffing it. 799 01:01:20,917 --> 01:01:23,454 - I mean to say... - Well. 800 01:01:27,042 --> 01:01:30,205 It ought to be someone experienced in... 801 01:01:34,208 --> 01:01:37,621 - Why look at me? Why should I... - We know how you feel about her. 802 01:01:37,750 --> 01:01:41,572 You've told us so often that you hate little old ladies. 803 01:01:41,708 --> 01:01:45,030 Why not you? You are the one who masterminded this mess. 804 01:01:45,167 --> 01:01:47,249 I... I'm not... 805 01:01:48,458 --> 01:01:53,157 Professor, if we're going to the police station, we ought to go now. 806 01:01:53,292 --> 01:01:56,659 Well, we'd sooner not go now, ma'am, not in this rain. 807 01:01:56,792 --> 01:01:59,158 Mr Lawson here's got a bad cold. 808 01:01:59,292 --> 01:02:02,250 Oh, very well. As soon as the rain stops. 809 01:02:02,375 --> 01:02:06,163 I think, in the meanwhile, I had better lock these away, 810 01:02:06,292 --> 01:02:08,283 out of temptation. 811 01:02:19,458 --> 01:02:21,665 Thank you. 812 01:03:57,375 --> 01:03:59,957 No, no. I... I won't. I can't. 813 01:04:00,083 --> 01:04:02,290 Come, now, major. 814 01:04:03,042 --> 01:04:05,033 Enough of that. 815 01:04:05,167 --> 01:04:07,704 No... no, no, I... I can't. 816 01:04:15,833 --> 01:04:17,949 All right, Louis. 817 01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:21,082 I lost. 818 01:04:22,167 --> 01:04:23,873 I'll do it. 819 01:04:42,208 --> 01:04:44,199 No, no. Not down there. 820 01:04:44,333 --> 01:04:46,119 Not in her own room. 821 01:04:46,250 --> 01:04:48,161 Not in front of the parrots. 822 01:04:49,333 --> 01:04:51,824 Send her up here afterwards. 823 01:05:05,583 --> 01:05:06,914 Ah, good. 824 01:05:07,042 --> 01:05:08,578 Mrs wilberforce, 825 01:05:08,708 --> 01:05:11,324 major Courtney would like to speak to you privately, 826 01:05:11,458 --> 01:05:13,323 if you don't mind. Upstairs. 827 01:05:13,458 --> 01:05:16,871 Major Courtney? But what can he... Just a moment, please. 828 01:05:22,833 --> 01:05:24,744 If you wouldn't mind just going upstairs, 829 01:05:24,875 --> 01:05:29,369 I think you'll find he has the solution to all our problems. 830 01:05:29,500 --> 01:05:31,616 It won't take a minute. 831 01:05:51,833 --> 01:05:53,619 Yes, major Courtney? 832 01:06:00,375 --> 01:06:01,990 She had to go. 833 01:06:02,125 --> 01:06:03,786 She asked for it. 834 01:06:03,917 --> 01:06:05,828 She's probably been asking for it all her life. 835 01:06:05,958 --> 01:06:07,198 Yeah. 836 01:06:07,333 --> 01:06:10,621 Look what she done to that barrow boy and the cabby and the junk man. 837 01:06:10,750 --> 01:06:12,911 All of 'em out of business in ten minutes. 838 01:06:13,042 --> 01:06:14,407 I promise you, mrs wilberforce, 839 01:06:14,542 --> 01:06:16,902 they've no intention of letting you take them to the police. 840 01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:20,197 - But professor Marcus said... - He was lying. 841 01:06:21,083 --> 01:06:23,620 At this very moment, they believe me to be... 842 01:06:23,750 --> 01:06:25,741 To be bargaining for your silence. 843 01:06:25,875 --> 01:06:28,207 These men are criminals. 844 01:06:29,792 --> 01:06:32,829 And I, too, am one of them. 845 01:06:32,958 --> 01:06:36,121 All the same, I don't like it. 846 01:06:36,250 --> 01:06:37,956 Shut up, will ya? Shut up! 847 01:06:38,083 --> 01:06:42,827 Please, please. Let us try to be patient. 848 01:06:58,250 --> 01:07:01,617 All'l ask you is to believe me when I say, well, 849 01:07:01,750 --> 01:07:04,036 a spark of decency remains. 850 01:07:05,125 --> 01:07:08,367 I was moved, madam, by your appeal. 851 01:07:08,500 --> 01:07:12,322 I shall go to the police, even if the others do not. 852 01:07:12,458 --> 01:07:15,530 But I... l need your help. 853 01:07:15,667 --> 01:07:18,409 Stay here. Guard the money. 854 01:07:19,375 --> 01:07:23,072 Give me time to reach the officers of the law 855 01:07:23,208 --> 01:07:26,200 and bring them back with me. 856 01:07:26,333 --> 01:07:28,369 Er... you do trust me, don't you? 857 01:07:28,500 --> 01:07:29,831 Yes, but, er... 858 01:08:08,167 --> 01:08:09,498 Major. 859 01:08:09,625 --> 01:08:10,831 Major? 860 01:08:10,958 --> 01:08:13,290 What's taking him so long? 861 01:08:13,417 --> 01:08:15,533 What's taking him so... 862 01:08:15,667 --> 01:08:19,364 Be quiet. I am still talking to major Courtney. 863 01:08:19,500 --> 01:08:21,832 Wait downstairs. 864 01:08:25,458 --> 01:08:27,540 He's gone. The major's gone. 865 01:08:27,667 --> 01:08:30,784 - He's crossed us. - Mrs wilberforce. 866 01:08:32,958 --> 01:08:35,950 It's gone. The lolly's gone! 867 01:08:39,167 --> 01:08:42,910 - He didn't go the back way. - He's done us. He's took the lot! 868 01:08:43,042 --> 01:08:46,955 I've nothing to say! I'm going to stay buttoned up. 869 01:09:02,875 --> 01:09:05,457 Louis! On the roof! 870 01:09:11,917 --> 01:09:13,782 On the roof, quickly! 871 01:09:13,917 --> 01:09:15,828 Cover the back! 872 01:09:17,042 --> 01:09:18,782 Come! 873 01:09:34,333 --> 01:09:35,823 Now, now, Louis. 874 01:09:35,958 --> 01:09:37,949 Well, don't get excited. 875 01:09:44,375 --> 01:09:46,206 Oh, my word! 876 01:09:53,792 --> 01:09:55,783 - Professor... - No, thank you, mrs wilberforce. 877 01:09:55,917 --> 01:09:57,957 - May I ask you... - No tea. Thank you all the same. 878 01:09:59,833 --> 01:10:03,075 What are you all doing? Professor! 879 01:10:03,208 --> 01:10:04,869 Where did you get that cello case? 880 01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:06,581 I'll have that, mr Robinson. 881 01:10:06,708 --> 01:10:08,664 I gave mrs wilberforce our word 882 01:10:08,792 --> 01:10:11,078 that no attempt would be made to remove the money. 883 01:10:11,208 --> 01:10:13,665 Thank you. Thank you! 884 01:10:17,667 --> 01:10:21,706 Be sensible, old man. You don't think I'd walk out on you? 885 01:10:21,833 --> 01:10:24,370 The idea is preposterous. 886 01:10:26,208 --> 01:10:27,789 You know me better than that. 887 01:10:27,917 --> 01:10:30,909 Louis! Oh, no. Louis, old chap. Please. 888 01:10:31,042 --> 01:10:34,034 No. Don't. No. Louis, Louis! 889 01:10:34,167 --> 01:10:36,408 No. Louis, Louis! 890 01:10:36,542 --> 01:10:39,079 It won't do any harm to tell you now. 891 01:10:39,208 --> 01:10:41,199 Major Courtney has gone for the police. 892 01:10:41,333 --> 01:10:43,915 They'll be here shortly. 893 01:10:44,042 --> 01:10:45,657 Oh, whatever's that? 894 01:10:45,792 --> 01:10:47,828 - I expect something fell off the roof. - The roof? 895 01:10:47,958 --> 01:10:49,744 - Maybe a chimney pot. - A chimney pot? 896 01:10:49,875 --> 01:10:51,115 See who it is, Harry. 897 01:10:56,208 --> 01:10:59,655 We'll talk about this when the police get here. 898 01:10:59,792 --> 01:11:04,206 It's long past my bedtime, and I've had a most exhausting day. 899 01:11:12,833 --> 01:11:16,951 Well, where is he? Where is the major? Is he up there still? 900 01:11:17,083 --> 01:11:19,825 No, no. He, er... he come down. 901 01:11:19,958 --> 01:11:21,243 Well, bring him here. 902 01:11:22,083 --> 01:11:24,790 He come down with the chimney pot. 903 01:11:24,917 --> 01:11:26,828 The chimney... is he hurt? 904 01:11:28,917 --> 01:11:30,953 I shouldn't think he felt a thing. 905 01:11:50,792 --> 01:11:52,874 I just decided something. 906 01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:55,207 I decided I changed my mind. 907 01:11:55,333 --> 01:11:57,073 I ain't gonna do it. 908 01:11:57,208 --> 01:11:58,208 - What? - Why not? 909 01:11:58,292 --> 01:12:00,573 - What are you saying? - You're in this as much as we are. 910 01:12:00,667 --> 01:12:04,080 It's too late now, one-round, to have a mind to change. 911 01:12:04,875 --> 01:12:07,992 This is a hanging matter, one-round. 912 01:12:08,125 --> 01:12:10,411 Why is it a hanging matter for doing the major 913 01:12:10,542 --> 01:12:13,079 any more than it is for doing mrs lopsided? 914 01:12:14,458 --> 01:12:15,664 That's not the point. 915 01:12:15,792 --> 01:12:17,157 - Come on. - Listen. 916 01:12:17,292 --> 01:12:19,123 I drew the match last time, didn't I? 917 01:12:19,250 --> 01:12:20,865 I took my chances, didn't I? 918 01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:23,742 I sat there when we thought the major was doing it. 919 01:12:23,875 --> 01:12:25,536 Ok? I've had enough. 920 01:12:25,667 --> 01:12:28,309 If we were gonna do it, we should have done it and got it over with. 921 01:12:28,333 --> 01:12:31,700 - Ah... you're being stupid. - Ok, I'm stupid. 922 01:12:31,833 --> 01:12:36,202 But nobody touches mrs lopsided, nobody. 923 01:12:39,083 --> 01:12:40,573 I see. 924 01:12:44,250 --> 01:12:45,990 Maybe one-round is right. 925 01:12:46,542 --> 01:12:47,542 What? 926 01:12:48,167 --> 01:12:50,158 As one-round says, 927 01:12:50,292 --> 01:12:53,864 the first thing to do is to lose the poor old major. 928 01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:56,742 There's a wheelbarrow out there. Would you mind fetching it, please? 929 01:12:56,875 --> 01:12:59,662 - What for? - The major has a train to catch. 930 01:13:05,083 --> 01:13:06,539 Psst, psst. 931 01:13:07,833 --> 01:13:09,619 Harry and Louis are desperate men. 932 01:13:09,750 --> 01:13:11,581 We must be careful. 933 01:13:16,667 --> 01:13:19,204 Let's get this clear. No one is running out now. 934 01:13:19,333 --> 01:13:21,745 - That goose head is... - Unreliable. 935 01:13:22,542 --> 01:13:23,873 And dangerous. 936 01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:26,161 I had to sweeten him. 937 01:13:26,292 --> 01:13:28,829 That leaves the three of us. 938 01:13:33,208 --> 01:13:35,073 All right. 939 01:14:24,333 --> 01:14:26,415 Stop the clowning, will ya? 940 01:14:27,667 --> 01:14:29,783 - Come on. - All right, Harry. 941 01:14:29,917 --> 01:14:33,739 I'll give one-round a hand. You stay with Louis. 942 01:15:03,042 --> 01:15:04,873 Too noisy, eh? 943 01:15:05,833 --> 01:15:09,121 No, no, no, no... No, I can manage all right. Thank you. 944 01:15:12,167 --> 01:15:13,828 Yeah. 945 01:15:29,292 --> 01:15:31,157 Hello, madam. 946 01:15:31,292 --> 01:15:33,874 We're in a tough spot. 947 01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:36,707 Don't shout out or any... 948 01:16:50,375 --> 01:16:52,411 I think, one-round, you'd better fetch the car. 949 01:16:52,542 --> 01:16:53,907 Here is the key. 950 01:16:54,042 --> 01:16:56,909 There's no need to go through the house. 951 01:16:57,042 --> 01:16:58,907 Hey... hey, professor. 952 01:16:59,042 --> 01:17:01,909 You wouldn't be trying to get me out of the way, would you? 953 01:17:02,042 --> 01:17:05,034 - Don't be stupid, one-round. - Don't call me that. 954 01:17:05,167 --> 01:17:07,704 Just don't call me stupid. 955 01:17:07,833 --> 01:17:09,994 Just tell me what's going on! 956 01:17:10,708 --> 01:17:12,949 Hey! Hey, what are they doin' in there? 957 01:17:22,750 --> 01:17:25,287 - No, no. It wasn't me. - You done her! You done her! You... 958 01:17:25,417 --> 01:17:27,499 - No, look! It was Harry! - Why, you... 959 01:17:27,625 --> 01:17:30,116 He's got the money. He's gone! 960 01:18:03,458 --> 01:18:06,325 - You done her! - No, I never... 961 01:18:12,708 --> 01:18:15,780 - Ah... - You done her! 962 01:18:15,917 --> 01:18:17,498 No, I never! 963 01:18:17,625 --> 01:18:19,331 Where's your sense of humour, one-round? 964 01:18:29,250 --> 01:18:31,741 Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear! 965 01:18:35,958 --> 01:18:38,745 I said nobody was to do her! 966 01:18:41,625 --> 01:18:43,707 - I said... I said... - Mr Harvey! 967 01:18:43,833 --> 01:18:46,199 I said nobody was to do mrs lopsided! 968 01:18:46,333 --> 01:18:47,698 Stop that! 969 01:18:50,750 --> 01:18:53,241 What are you doing? 970 01:18:53,375 --> 01:18:55,957 And who is mrs lopsided, may I ask? 971 01:18:56,083 --> 01:18:59,246 - Where's mr Robinson? - He's... 972 01:19:01,500 --> 01:19:03,832 He's... he's outside. 973 01:19:03,958 --> 01:19:05,789 Somebody took the key. 974 01:19:05,917 --> 01:19:07,623 The cello case has gone. 975 01:19:08,750 --> 01:19:10,741 It's, er... out there too. 976 01:19:10,875 --> 01:19:13,332 Well, bring it in. 977 01:19:15,333 --> 01:19:17,449 I fell asleep. 978 01:19:17,583 --> 01:19:21,405 Somebody took the key out of my pocket. 979 01:19:21,542 --> 01:19:25,080 - I'm very angry. - As you have every right to be. 980 01:19:25,208 --> 01:19:27,950 It's disgraceful, mrs wilberforce. Shameful. 981 01:19:28,083 --> 01:19:30,495 Mr Robinson will answer for it. 982 01:19:36,500 --> 01:19:39,412 I'll take that, thank you. 983 01:19:39,542 --> 01:19:42,955 Professor Marcus, this is another black Mark against you. 984 01:19:43,083 --> 01:19:45,825 I shall certainly tell the police. 985 01:19:49,208 --> 01:19:50,288 What happened? 986 01:19:50,917 --> 01:19:54,865 Why, er... I thought they'd done her in. 987 01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:57,366 I thought Harry done her. 988 01:19:57,500 --> 01:19:58,500 So? 989 01:19:59,875 --> 01:20:02,833 So, all right. I made a mistake. 990 01:20:06,708 --> 01:20:09,950 - Put him in the barrow. - No. 991 01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:14,286 What? What are you saying? 992 01:20:14,417 --> 01:20:18,615 You lose Harry. I'm staying with mum. 993 01:20:25,167 --> 01:20:30,036 Have you any idea what's making those officers so long in coming? 994 01:20:30,708 --> 01:20:32,699 All right. 995 01:20:32,833 --> 01:20:35,745 But afterwards, before we do her, we have to take care of him. 996 01:20:35,875 --> 01:20:40,744 What my husband would have said about all this if he were alive! 997 01:20:40,875 --> 01:20:45,198 Captain wilberforce was in the mercantile marines. 998 01:20:45,333 --> 01:20:49,781 He went down with his ship, oh, 29 years ago, 999 01:20:49,917 --> 01:20:53,535 in a typhoon in the China sea. 1000 01:20:53,667 --> 01:20:57,330 These three little creatures were with him. 1001 01:20:57,458 --> 01:21:00,040 He kept them in his cabin. 1002 01:21:00,167 --> 01:21:05,707 Captain wilberforce made sure they were safely on the last boat. 1003 01:21:05,833 --> 01:21:11,408 But he himself remained at the salute on the bridge. 1004 01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:15,366 Look, er... I make a proposition to you. 1005 01:21:15,500 --> 01:21:18,742 I'll take care of him if you take care of her. 1006 01:21:18,875 --> 01:21:21,082 That's a straight 50-50 split, huh? 1007 01:21:21,792 --> 01:21:23,828 No, no. 1008 01:21:24,583 --> 01:21:28,496 I would rather it was the other way about. Let me have one-round. 1009 01:21:28,625 --> 01:21:31,947 - You take care of mrs w. - Wait. 1010 01:21:46,500 --> 01:21:47,910 Guess who's next. 1011 01:21:54,167 --> 01:21:57,125 Wait a minute, one-round, don't shoot. Don't shoot. Don't shoot. 1012 01:21:57,250 --> 01:21:58,990 Look, we can make a deal. 1013 01:21:59,125 --> 01:22:01,616 You'll never get away by yourself. I'll help you. 1014 01:22:01,750 --> 01:22:04,742 Do him. He's the one who got you into this - do him. 1015 01:22:04,875 --> 01:22:06,957 I heard ya, both of ya. 1016 01:22:07,083 --> 01:22:09,199 I've been standing here all the time. 1017 01:22:09,333 --> 01:22:11,915 Sure, you two were gonna put me on the train. 1018 01:22:12,042 --> 01:22:15,239 And all the time you been telling me how stupid I am. 1019 01:22:15,375 --> 01:22:19,118 Ok. So who looks stupid now, eh? 1020 01:22:39,833 --> 01:22:41,994 The safety catch was on. 1021 01:23:01,000 --> 01:23:03,116 It was a good plan, you know. 1022 01:23:03,250 --> 01:23:05,741 I've worked on so many plans, and they were all good, 1023 01:23:05,875 --> 01:23:07,831 but this was the best. 1024 01:23:07,958 --> 01:23:09,494 Except for the human element. 1025 01:23:10,667 --> 01:23:12,658 All good plans include the human element, 1026 01:23:12,792 --> 01:23:14,828 but then, I admit you were right. 1027 01:23:14,958 --> 01:23:19,497 No really good plan could include mrs wilberforce. 1028 01:23:20,375 --> 01:23:21,990 Unless, of course, we had more men. 1029 01:23:23,458 --> 01:23:25,244 There were only five of us. 1030 01:23:25,375 --> 01:23:28,412 What's the matter? 1031 01:23:28,542 --> 01:23:31,124 What's the matter with you? Take it easy, will you? 1032 01:23:31,250 --> 01:23:34,208 But it would take 20 or 30 or 40, perhaps, to deal with her, 1033 01:23:34,333 --> 01:23:36,369 because we'll never be able to kill her, Louis. 1034 01:23:37,125 --> 01:23:39,241 She'll always be with us. 1035 01:23:39,375 --> 01:23:42,538 Forever and ever and ever. 1036 01:23:42,667 --> 01:23:45,249 And there's nothing we can do. 1037 01:23:45,375 --> 01:23:46,660 You're cr az y! 1038 01:23:46,792 --> 01:23:50,034 You mustn't say things like that, Louis, because I told you... 1039 01:23:50,958 --> 01:23:53,574 You mustn't make me angry! 1040 01:24:42,917 --> 01:24:45,329 Over here, Louis. 1041 01:25:04,917 --> 01:25:08,034 Seven gone, Louis. One more to go. 1042 01:25:49,500 --> 01:25:51,286 Louis. 1043 01:25:54,500 --> 01:25:56,240 Louis... 1044 01:26:14,542 --> 01:26:15,827 Ooh-hoo! 1045 01:26:20,792 --> 01:26:21,998 What are you doing? 1046 01:26:23,250 --> 01:26:26,697 I won't keep you, Louis. There'll be another train soon. 1047 01:27:37,375 --> 01:27:39,991 But I do hope you'll believe me. 1048 01:27:40,125 --> 01:27:41,706 It's true I carried the lolly, 1049 01:27:41,833 --> 01:27:44,495 but I wasn't really one of the gang. 1050 01:27:45,458 --> 01:27:48,700 I admit the caper was planned in my house, 1051 01:27:48,833 --> 01:27:51,370 but it wasn't I who planned it. 1052 01:27:51,500 --> 01:27:57,655 And I did not plan or have anything to do with the eastcastle street job. 1053 01:27:57,792 --> 01:27:58,907 Didn't you, ma'am? 1054 01:27:59,042 --> 01:28:02,739 I don't even know where eastcastle street is. 1055 01:28:04,167 --> 01:28:06,408 Oh, good morning, superintendent. 1056 01:28:06,542 --> 01:28:08,407 - I was just telling the sergeant... - Morning. 1057 01:28:08,542 --> 01:28:11,409 If you'll forgive me, I'm rather late for an important conference. 1058 01:28:11,542 --> 01:28:13,658 I'm sure sergeant Harris'll look after you all right. 1059 01:28:13,792 --> 01:28:17,910 Oh, but, superintendent, I did want to ask your advice about some things. 1060 01:28:18,042 --> 01:28:20,033 What happened to the rest of the gang, ma'am? 1061 01:28:20,167 --> 01:28:22,954 Well, that's the funny thing. 1062 01:28:23,083 --> 01:28:26,655 They all disappeared during the night. 1063 01:28:26,792 --> 01:28:30,660 But I have all the lolly... Oh, I beg your pardon. I'm so confused. 1064 01:28:30,792 --> 01:28:34,660 I have all the money back at the house. You see, I took charge of it. 1065 01:28:34,792 --> 01:28:38,159 And they were so alarmed, they simply disappeared. 1066 01:28:38,292 --> 01:28:40,248 They didn't have a spaceship, did they? 1067 01:28:42,917 --> 01:28:45,750 You're not suggesting I imagined all this? 1068 01:28:45,875 --> 01:28:49,743 - No, no, ma'am. - You must think my mind is wandering. 1069 01:28:49,875 --> 01:28:53,697 No, no, mrs wilberforce. It's just that, er, well... 1070 01:28:53,833 --> 01:28:57,075 For various reasons, we want you to oblige us 1071 01:28:57,208 --> 01:28:59,699 by forgetting all about the matter. 1072 01:28:59,833 --> 01:29:02,950 - And don't mention it to anyone. - Oh! 1073 01:29:05,750 --> 01:29:07,581 But you'll send someone for the money? 1074 01:29:07,708 --> 01:29:11,200 Oh, I think as far as we're concerned, ma'am, 1075 01:29:11,333 --> 01:29:12,869 why don't you just keep the money? 1076 01:29:14,833 --> 01:29:16,539 Keep the money? 1077 01:29:17,167 --> 01:29:19,624 I can't believe... 1078 01:29:19,750 --> 01:29:23,197 Oh, I know it's only a farthing on everybody's policies... 1079 01:29:26,958 --> 01:29:30,325 They said you wouldn't want the money back, 1080 01:29:30,458 --> 01:29:32,744 that it would only confuse the issue. 1081 01:29:32,875 --> 01:29:35,992 That's right, mrs wilberforce. Now, if you don't mind, 1082 01:29:36,125 --> 01:29:38,457 I've got some very pressing business to attend to. 1083 01:29:38,583 --> 01:29:41,780 Oh, yes, of course. Good morning. 1084 01:29:44,042 --> 01:29:46,328 Mrs wilberforce! 1085 01:29:47,833 --> 01:29:49,414 Wait! 1086 01:29:50,000 --> 01:29:51,581 Just a moment! 1087 01:29:52,542 --> 01:29:54,783 - You forgot it, ma'am. - Oh. 1088 01:29:54,917 --> 01:29:57,784 No, I don't think I want it. I never liked it. 1089 01:29:57,917 --> 01:29:59,908 Now I can buy a dozen new ones. 1090 01:30:00,042 --> 01:30:02,499 Oh, er... good morning, sergeant. 1091 01:30:07,458 --> 01:30:10,621 Oh. They're very good, very good. 1092 01:30:10,750 --> 01:30:14,117 - Turned out nice, hasn't it? - Yes, it has. 1093 01:30:16,417 --> 01:30:19,375 Oh, hey! Hey, look! Here! Lady! Look!